Sunday, August 9, 2009

The "Cyber-Horror Elite" Present: THE HORROR CANON

Just when you thought the web was safe from horror snobbery, here I am back once again with another pontification from on high. Many of you, no doubt, remember how I gathered together a veritable "Justice League" of horror bloggers and writers on several occasions in the past and polled them on very relevant issues. The results included our "Top 50 Horror Films of All Time" and the first-ever Cyber Horror Awards, amongst other things.

This time around, I set out to do something unique, which I don't believe has ever been done before. As an English Lit. major, I was very familiar with the concept of a "canon"--specifically, an agreed-upon collection of "great works" that should be read by every student/scholar. And so, I decided, why not take this concept and apply it to horror movies?

My plan was to create a list of absolutely indispensable horror films that every fan needs to have seen in order to consider themselves a proper horror geek. This is not to be confused with "The Greatest of All Time". For example, Plan 9 from Outer Space would not be on my list of the greatest of all time, but I might very well consider it "must-see" viewing for any wannabe horror fanatic!

Think of it this way: If someone came to you and said, "I want to get into this whole horror thing, what movies do I need to see? " Which movies would you give them to watch? In another scenario, let's say aliens came down and asked you, "What's this horror movie business all about?", what movies would you give them to take up in their ship?

Each participant provided me with their essential ten, and I tallied up all the votes using my byzantine points system, resulting in the rock-solid list of 35 which you will find below. And so I give you, THE HORROR MOVIE CANON:

  1. Halloween (1978) dir: John Carpenter
  2. The Exorcist (1973) dir: William Friedkin
  3. Night of the Living Dead (1968) dir: George Romero
  4. Frankenstein (1931) dir: James Whale
  5. Dracula (1931) dir: Tod Browning
  6. Psycho (1960) dir: Alfred Hitchcock
  7. Alien (1979) dir: Ridley Scott
  8. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) dir: Tobe Hooper
  9. Nosferatu (1922) dir: F.W. Murnau
  10. Bride of Frankenstein (1935) dir: James Whale
  11. Dawn of the Dead (1978) dir: George Romero
  12. The Shining (1980) dir: Stanley Kubrick
  13. The Thing (1982) dir: John Carpenter
  14. Evil Dead II (1987) dir: Sam Raimi
  15. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) dir: Wes Craven
  16. Let the Right One In (2008) dir: Tomas Alfredson
  17. The Wolf Man (1941) dir: George Waggner
  18. Cannibal Holocaust (1980) dir: Ruggero Deodato
  19. Suspiria (1977) dir: Dario Argento
  20. Gojira (1954) dir: Ishiro Honda
  21. The Ring (2002) dir: Gore Verbinski
  22. Orphan (2009) dir: Jaume Collet-Serra
  23. Jaws (1975) dir: Steven Speilberg
  24. The Evil Dead (1981) dir: Sam Raimi
  25. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920) dir: Robert Weine
  26. Hellraiser (1987) dir: Clive Barker
  27. House on Haunted Hill (1959) dir: William Castle
  28. Saw (2004) dir: James Wan
  29. The Haunting (1963) dir: Robert Wise
  30. Zombi 2 (1979) dir: Lucio Fulci
  31. The Phantom of the Opera (1925) dir: Rupert Julian
  32. The Omen (1976) dir: Richard Donner
  33. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956) dir: Don Siegel
  34. A Tale of Two Sisters (2003) dir: Ji-woon Kim
  35. The War of the Worlds (1953) dir: Byron Haskin

As was to be expected, there is a bit of overlap here between this and the "Top 50 of All Time" list. Specifically, the top two films are the same--guess there's just something about those two that seem to make just about everyone agree as to their greatness. However, I'm struck by the amount of contemporary films on this list of 35, much more than the Top 50. There are a total of five films (1/7th of the list) from the current decade, with the most recent of them being Orphan, still in theaters! That's promising for the future of the biz, if you ask me--maybe the Elite were in a little better mood than last year, who knows.

However, the fact remains that no film in the top 15 of this list was made in the past 20 years, so let's not break out the confetti just yet. I'm impressed with the showing of Dracula, which scored a lot higher here than it did in the top 50--I think people recognize it as somewhat inferior overall to Frankenstein, yet nevertheless an extremely important film for any horror fan to see. I'm also impressed by the amount of foreign films on the list--a total of eight, or just under one quarter of the entire rundown. Its nice to see our participants taking into account such cult films as Cannibal Holocaust (you sickos!) and A Tale of Two Sisters, easily the most unexpected of the bunch. It's not only about the obvious choices, folks.

Decades breakdown:

  • 1920s: 3
  • 1930s: 3
  • 1940s: 1
  • 1950s: 4
  • 1960s: 3
  • 1970s: 9
  • 1980s: 7
  • 1990s: 0 (!)
  • 2000s: 5
It's been a while since I've done one of these things, so the list of usual suspects has changed a bit. But here are those who participated in making the Horror Canon a reality:

Iloc Zoc of Zombos' Closet of Horror
Wes Cavins of Horror Film Magazine
Max Cheney of The Drunken Severed Head, 2008 Rondo Runner-Up for Best Blog
Ryne Barber of The Moon Is a Dead World
The Lightning Bug of The Lightning Bug's Lair
Jeff Allard of Dinner with Max Jenke and Shock Till You Drop
Justin of Send More Cops
Pierre Fournier of Frankensteinia, Canadian Comic Book Creator Hall of Famer
BC of Horror-Movie-a-Day
and Bloody-Disgusting
Unkle Lancifer of Kindertrauma
John Kenneth Muir, horror critic (Booklist Editor's Choice)
Pax Romano of Billy Loves Stu
Ms. Harker of Musings Across a Continuum
Marc Patterson of Brutal as Hell
Christine Hadden of Fascination with Fear
Monster Scholar of Monster Land
Soap Magic of The Beyond and Bloody-Disgusting
Cortez the Killer of Planet of Terror
Judd Clarke of Igloo of the Uncanny
RayRay, Vault of Horror contributing writer
Frank Godbey of TFAV...1630...Pure Horror!
Matthew House of Paracinema and Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Johnny Boots of Freddy in Space
Corey Lafferty of Evil on Two Legs
James Zahn of Fangoria.com
Karl Hungus of KarlHungus.com
BJ-C of Day of the Woman and Bloody-Disgusting
Nate Yapp of Classic-Horror.com and Cinema Blend
Scott Weinberg of HorrorSquad, FEARnet.com and Cinematical
And yours truly, of course.


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