Bush Warns Nation of Zombie Menace

People, we've had our share of fun here in The Vault of Horror. I know I don't usually get politicial, but there's a serious problem facing our great nation, and I for one am glad the president has had the fortitude to face it head-on. I can only hope that whomever succeeds him in the White House come the end of 2008 will possess the integrity to pick up where he left off in battling this potentially catastrophic danger to national security. It's just too bad that the reporter featured here is all-too-typical of the liberal media we have to contend with here in America, trying to undermine our leader at every turn.